May 2013
wantstobelieve:
“And they will deem me king on a throne of ash and rubble, as steel and stone bend before me in piety. Instead of petals I will have it rain ember as the realm twists and quakes and burns, and burning it will remain, as bright as my crown.”
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
“Of course Tim [Burton] and I have kissed. I think every close friendship like...”
– Johnny Depp (via flyingmousetrapcircus)
So THIS is how it all began.
kriisykins:
…For those wondering.
ewelock:
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
EY MACARENA
atkid:
everyflight-beginswith-afall:
weaponizedwit:
cutintostars:
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
#tony stark...
thelilnan:
cassjaytuck:
bahorelle:
do you ever just want to overthrow a government
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
fuck
i’m
falling
down
all
these
stairs
Well, at least you don’t live under them.
stop being so overdramatic harry
